The home page is the main area of Total Jerkface. It features news updates, a large banner to play Happy Wheels at the top, as well as links to other pages, such as Games and Forums. The home page also used to be home to a poll in which Jim would put up a poll question, i.e. "What should the next item be?", and users would vote on which of Jim's ideas was the best for the next item (many poll options were jokes). The poll is now disabled, and it is unknown if it will be back.
There used to be a trick in which typing anything at the end of http://www.totaljerkface.com/news.php?id= would take you to a custom page, basically acting like a forum. One example is http://www.totaljerkface.com/news.php?id=11. This was mainly used when the forums went down, however, this no longer works, and anything typed into the end of the link will redirect you to the same page (the headache puppy error). In contrast, if you type any combination of numbers in the id box, it will still result in a custom page. The news posts are constructed using numbers, so that is why numbers were not removed. This glitch was reminiscent of the old forums, and they use this "glitch" to operate.
Below is a list of all news posts, organized by the most recent at the top.