The home page is the main area of Total Jerkface. It features news updates, a large banner to play Happy Wheels at the top, as well as links to other pages, such as Games and Forums. The home page also used to be home to a poll in which Jim would put up a poll question, i.e. "What should the next item be?", and users would vote on which of Jim's ideas was the best for the next item. But the poll is now disabled and it is unknown if they will be back. There used to be a trick in which typing anything at the end of http://www.totaljerkface.com/news.php?id= would take you to a custom page, basically acting like a forum. One example is http://www.totaljerkface.com/news.php?id=11 . This was mainly used when the forums went down, however, this no longer works, and anything typed into the end of the link will redirect you to the same page (the headache puppy error). In contrast, if you type any combination of numbers in the id box, it will still result in a custom page. The news posts are constructed using numbers, so that is why numbers were not removed. This glitch was reminiscent of the old forums, and they use this "glitch" to operate.

Below is a list of all news posts organized by the most recent.

New Posts

blurb

oh haaay

ARG

sort of done

almost done

We are alive

sup

Oh boy

extra squirts

squirts

polygons and vehicles and stuff

hi

...oh yea

holiday news post about information for you

oh

Choppy

Oh hi there

possibly long rambling

Germany land

.................

...

not mailman hi

sooo

GLORIOUS SHIRT DAY

Jason's big boy post

glass and like whatever

errrrrrg

yay

tiny update

yup

ugh

HI

oh

beh

WHERE IS CARECTOR?!

site problems

arg

wha

yeah

update

uhhhh

Big Boy DAY

yes

noooooooooo

Oh Hello

Damnit

IT'S UP

OH GOOD

Some Things...

yay, help

a tip

update

Happy Wheels

OH BOY