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This thread has now become the longest thread in history, as Wikia staff themselves stated that it is the longest non-spam thread ever made. Congratulations to us!
The original name of this thread was IP ban request, but that, along with the original post, has since been removed, as we want users who come here to be greeted with a nice message. The original post itself got a lot of comments at first, but then started to turn into more of a general chat around reply 15, it then became what it is now.
As this thread is a part of our wiki, the rules still apply, other rules include:
No spamming. This includes random gibberish, comment number, etc...
No profanity, keep it friendly.
No explicit or gross images, once again, keep it friendly.
Be courteous to others.
Beating the Longest Thread Ever
To be the 'longest thread in the world', we have to beat these guys at GameFront. Their progress is actually going good, considering there's 10 replies per page there and they have over 10,000 pages, but considering it WAS started back at the start of 2004 (and the fact that they allow spam), they progress a lot quicker. We're still the longest thread in the history of Wikia though.
September 2nd, 2012: Reached the 1,000th reply. Accomplished by Bertwb.
July 20th, 2013: Reached the 2,000th reply. Accomplished by Bertwb.
August 6th, 2014: Reached the 3,000th reply. Accomplished by Bertwb.
Contributer, You dont get it do you? hes being doing this for QUITE a while now, and by reacting like this to his ban, hes only extending it, so how about you learn the whole story before assuming he made one insult and thinking we are sensitive.
This is the fucking Happy Wheels wiki, we can take a damn insult, but not spam.
One more thing. "Is it because he's not like you dumbfucks and doesn't get easily offended like a pussy?"
Not sure why your useing that arguement, he's being offended from being banned.
Do NOT make a page about a YouTube commentator. This includes UberHaxorNova, Daneboe, PewDiePie or anybody who makes Happy Wheels commentary videos. They have no relations to Happy Wheels, even if Nova did Pogostick Man's voice. Anybody who does will get a short ban.
I remember TJF groups, they sure were annoying, starting off with the AAA and then others like the RE, I'm glad they're gone, all they did was have conflicts. Hopefully groups won't be re-born with the new forums.
For some reason, I was thinking that this thread... does this all make sense? Why would you insert a picture of that? Well you gotta delete that comment on Private Messages page. I am not pissed he was trying a self-defense, I don't care if you guys flame back.
A simple note:
If a user that is a founder of his Wiki, is blocked globally, then his Wiki is DEAD!
And no dude, Jim would say that "no new forums for anybody, people are all spammers in here." Eh, why did he do that? I'll probably add a suggestion for a game but it's too late. I joined Happy Wheels AFTER the Forum is disabled, but why I am not joined before it was disabled? Didn't joined early because I didn't knew anything about Happy Wheels...
That sucks man.
So ironic that I've posted the hate comments like that, but it's because it's my mistake so... baka! This was appeared to be an Epic Fail.
Do NOT make a page about a YouTube commentator. This includes UberHaxorNova, Daneboe, PewDiePie or anybody who makes Happy Wheels commentary videos. They have no relations to Happy Wheels, even if Nova didPogostick Man's voice. Anybody who does will get a short ban."
Oh, wish I read this before commenting saying we need a page for the voice actor, Sorry, you should make the new rules more official, instead of posting it in a thread about banning someone.
Yeah that tends to happen when the little foodbox, the cart itself, and Effective Shopper explode very close in time to each other, often caused by wrecking balls crushing you, or something very heavy landing on you.
I wish that the soda acted just like blood, I wanna see it spurting out black soda, instead of icecubes of soda. (I play on blood setting 4.)
The way I imagine it is a max of four players, and you never actully collide with anyone else, everyone is on a diffrent layer in the background, so for example the Moped Couple in your picture would fall right through the cart, sense everyone is on a diffrent layer in the background to avoid collsion problems.
Oh, and I deleted that pointless page. Is there some way a page can only be accepted with Admin approval? So when someone makes a page and saves it, it will pend until an Admin accepts it? It would be awesome!
I've known about the transit for months, didn't get to see it as it was cloudy and I never got my hands on some solar eclipse glasses, I never tried the other ways you could view it either, but I watched it on the livestream, and it was epic!
Hello, I am Beerparty. I participate on the Happy Wheels Wiki.
I started a thread requesting that an admin ban an IP for inserting "Nigg@ stole my bike" in a page. He banned him, then we started talking about various things from new wiki rules to just about our personal lives. It currently has about 70 replies. We wanted to know, what is the longest thread in history? With respect, Beerparty.
LETS HAVE THE MOST ON THIS WIKI IF THATS SO. AH VFFY<YEGTAHN<GFHFX<YGTH<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
He only done a few things. If he were the real Jason he would tell Jim and Jim hasen't joined. He could be a fake. Or not. He should change his profile pic. Will anyone comment on my new blog? Reply 95.
Lol. Funny story - I was at my town's annual festival titled Celebrate LaSalle. Right when I was about to leave, I heard screaming and crying - a woman went into labor and gave birth right when yesterday's portion of the festival ended.
Beerparty, created last July (this account) I forgot the password in october, switched in january to Www.ihadadream.yolasite.com, my website. The name was changed to Renamed00003. I then got banned from Wikia for spam. I had BeerpartyHW, then decided to see if I remembered this account's password. I did.
Also, I would rather watch a smoking commercial than Roomba, so here comes...
Reply 165. Why do you keep changing your profile pic Cheesemonster75? And my mac mini is only not even a year old. I did have a dell PC and used windows. It worked for 7 years. My dad said he would get another one then he said mac's were better so we bought that. D:
Did you see what DuckFan did? He made Kill levels for almost everyone on the wiki! Srsly. (Just so you know, the number below or across from the level name is the rating, basically how many people out of 5 want to kill you. So Bert, you're screwed.
I laughed to the point in where I fainted, and that's why this message is so late.
And here's the descriptions for each of them, with reactions provided in either pictures or parentheses:
Kill Dayzy: He's a complete and total troll, who keeps spamming and insulting everyone both on Total Jerkface, and Happy Wheels Wiki!
(in your opinion, yes)
Kill Beerparty: He's a complete and total underage troll, who keeps spamming everyone both on Total Jerkface, and Happy Wheels Wiki!
Kill Mystic/MysticSG: He's a user with great levels, yet he isn't a great user!
Kill Knux95: He was once a great user, but now he's a traitorous troll!
(How many times are you gonna say troll in these?)
Kill Galil O' Malley: He was once a great user, but now he's a traitorous scheming troll!
(Again, nice use of your words, bro)
Kill Bertwb: He's by far the most ANNOYING grammar Nazi!
Please... just kill the annoying preppy know-it-all!
(And you're a Christian saying you want to kill, like, 6 different users. SEEMS LEGIT)
Kill GrandpaJoeWCG: He's literally obsessed with the Wheelchair Guy, and is an immature smug!
(I laugh at your attempt to diss someone)
And now, my reaction to my 'Kill', or whatnot.
Kill Fieryrage: He needs to be kept in an asylum for being a 12-year-old kid with an aggressive mind!
He practically thinks he's smarter than everyone.
(Words cannot express how much fail I'm sensing from these two sentences.
So let's start off with the first point: Keeping me in an asylum for being a twelve-year-old kid, and I repeat: TWELVE YEAR OLD KID with an agressive mind.
Cool, you're fifteen and all, but does it look like anyone really cares? More or less, no one cares because you act like YOU are superior and smarter than everyone. Which brings me to point number two.
Don't be hypocritical to a person saying that he thinks he's smarter than everyone, because I don't. I'm smart, yes, but does that have to do with anything? I can't prevent smartness, you know; I was born with the damn brain. And this is coming from a guy that does think he's smarter than everyone.
Point three: Why keep me in an asylum? Do you know what I'm really going through in life? I barely have any friends in real life, and I literally just lost three a year ago because they thought I was 'stalking' them when we were good friends since third grade. I bet you and your buddies in real life are probably laughing your asses off at my attempt to come back at you (not like I've done it enough, and I do get the point about that), and if that is actually happening, that just proves that you aren't a good person to anyone.
Point four: You've been dissing this wiki ever since we banned you in November, and really, what's the point? You keep saying to 'drop it', and I will, yes, but you keep bringing the entire conversation up again. You've done it five times already, if not more. The fact that you've brought it up in March, in April, and even in May (the recent kill levels speak for themselves) just shows that YOU can't move on, especially since we haven't even talked about it before you talked about it. We would love to move on, you know.)
And yes, I know I'm not supposed to bring this up anymore. I'm completely aware of that, but this is something worth at least replying to and moving on.
Oh, and my friend's sending him an angry message, but I can't do anything about that, really.
Ahaha I was pissing my self! The stuff he makes up...
Because I totally said I want to kill 6 people. (Sarcasm).
I find it funny how he's also butthurt from me being a professional at spelling. He's jelly at my skill. Seriously, people who can spell correctly can get very good jobs and paid a lot, nobody wants to hire some 'WHO IZ TLKN LYK DIS".
What do you think we should do? Leave it? Tell Jim/Jason? Mystic can get it removed easily, since he's a moderator on Total Jerkface.
Not sure why I have the highest rating, people mad because I spell better then them? Or maybe it was just better traffic. Whatever it is, it's funny, heaps funny.
Even though this was settled, he contiues randomly...
I like the fact that he maintains that we on this wiki are trolling him, yet we stopped talking about him completely and now he suddenly comes up with this. He just can't get enough humiliation can he? Or at least that's how it appears to us, no doubt he believes that he is winning somehow. Anyway, time to move on...
Yes I am still following this since every time someone comments I get a notification.
I must also highlight this:
"I find it funny how he's also butthurt from me being a professional at spelling."
"You and your friends are pathetic! You get offended WAY too easily! You say your not offended, but you go on and on about the same shit and have a complete over-reaction! Man, no matter how hard you try to be normal or how "cool" you try to be, you still fail no matter what!
What's hilarious is the fact that one person pissed off an entire group of underage, overly-aggressive kids to the point to where no one gives a fuck about them because all they do is troll, stalk, create username puns, beg for worthless junk, and have absolutely no sense of logic or common-sense at all what-so-ever!
If you piss someone off, they quite possibly will piss YOU off! (Which is what happened to me! You guys pissed me off, I pissed you off! Were even!)
P.S Tell Fieryrage that I can give 2 fucks about being banned on a Wiki ruled by the Kim Jong-Il of Happy Wheels! (With it being Mystic the crybaby who gets easily offended and freaks out over his buddies being trolled!)
I'm watching every move you guys make on Happy Wheels Wiki, in which Bertwb is right!"
Pff, what a joke, being pissy at someone for pissing you off dosent solve anything. Just makes it worse.
Just for the record, I wasn't being an asshole when I highlighted Bert's mistake, I just found it humourous.
Also, everyone stop talking about Henry already. It isn't helplful, as the more you continue to bitch about him, the more crazy he will get and the more he will bitch about us and never leave us alone. If you leave him alone there is a very, very small possibility that he will give up and leave us alone. A small possibility is better than none.
@Beerparty, yes, I mean the main post about the IP ban, seeing as how this has nothing to do with it anymore.
@LWpeterson50, don't know what you mean by 'too many bugs', sure the game has bugs that users report which get fixed if it's seen as a possible bad bug, but the game surely is stable, what kind of computer do you have? If it's low-end that's why it won't work, and if it's pirated then it's most likely going to be different from the official (not really, but it might).
Also, why does HDF think we got pissed off? I never was/will be pissed off, it's the Internet, I never get pissed off as it makes you look like an idiot, and there's nothing to get pissed off over... We're more of laughing our assess off from his 'attempts'.
And since he's watching us, we should all be scared, hide under your bed, I'm about to wet myself, him watching us? Damn I'm scared!
Ok enough talk about that kid, we'll leave him to stalking us day & night while we ignore him (hopefully).
I have an idea for vandalism guidelines Below, the message is formatted as if it is a page.
Happy Wheels Wiki: Vandalism
Recently, the Happy Wheels Wiki has recieved loads of vandalism. Before you edit, please review these guidelines, the rules and the article notability guidelines.
Notable vandals on this wiki include 10PoundNipplePiercing, Luigirules33, HenryDuckFan, Orgypro/Pattipoplover, Knux95/2013GTAStation Square, Theunknown2040 and Thebeastman21. Although these users have been banned from the Wikia network, if you see any possible clones of these users, please report them to an admin.
Am I a vandal?
What if I see vandalism?
If you see vandalism, contact an admin. Active admins include MysticSG, Killer Cheese and Bertwb. They will most likely review whether or not it was vandalism. If it is, they will ban the user. If not, they will probably monitor the user's contributions.
Hey, the title of this post is pretty unfitting for trying to make the longest thread on the happy wheels wiki, I say we make a new one with a fitting title, even through itll take a while to rebuild all the posts.
I'll post an imagine of the massive city I'm building, I'll use Minetographer to render it, so I can show a nice overhead view of the whole thing.
And yes, Me, and millions if others care about Minecraft.
Also, new Wiki rule (this should be on the rules page): Any mention of YouTuber 'PewDiePie' will get you a warning, doing so again will result in a permanent ban.
The reason for this, is that after Nova had voiced Pogostick Man, most users thought PewDiePie should get his own character/voice too, and, because of that, 90% of comments on news posts are users begging for him to be a character/voice, and many badly made levels for PewDiePie are clogging up the top played on Happy Wheels.
The Wiki is also being affected, with many un-registered users mainly spamming the Irresponsible Dad page with quotes from him. So please refrain from mentioning PewDiePie here on the Wiki.
This is what the actual rule would say, so should it be an official rule? I've seen the Wiki getting spammed with damn quotes from that turd monster, I've been removing the comments though. Any changes this 'rule' should get? I don't want this Wiki spammed up with idiots mentioning that anal juicer...
Nice edit. I would support the rule you mentioned, but perhaps you could adapt it slightly to be "Any mention of any YouTuber, for example 'UberHaxorNova', 'PewDiePie' 'Daneboe' etc. will get you a warning, doing so again will result in a permanent ban." since wikia contributer comments about these users are also very frequent.
I think that it should only be in youtubers voicing for characters. Saying "nova is great" or "pewdiepie is great" are ok but saying "do pewdiepie for the next character" will result in a ban. Reply 263.
@Lw *facepalm* Obviously! TJFToday has been around for 6 months, mine's been around for 3 hours! Also, my site does level reviews ONLY. And if we start a partnership, yes, I'll join.
@Cheese Great! I'll make you mod when I get a chance!
@Speed I agree. The owners of TJFToday suck and get pissed off because apparently everything ever done is spam. I'll make you a mod, but I'm not quite sure about making a featured section because everyone has played those, we're looking for new levels. But it's a possibility.
Reply 355. I think you should play the newest. Because if all the non-noobs play the top ones and the noobs play the newest ones then the new good levels won't make it to the top played and rated ones and eventually if you sort my uploaded by week all the nooby levels would be at the top and the good ones at the bottom. I hope you know what I am saying.