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PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!! My evil computer closed the window forcefully against my will while I was in the middle of creating a level I worked VERY hard on. Even though it was supposed autosave my level, it didn't!!!! PLEAZE TELL ME MY LEVEL'S STILL OUT THERE!!!! I put my LIFE into that level!!!!!!!!!!!Read more >
Hey guys. I'm Guppie the Third, "MRSLOBROW" in Happy Wheels. I have discovered a glitch that will kill your character (if not, will mutilate some of your body parts, and if not again, separate Irresponsible Dad and Irresponsible Son if you use them.). I will show you how to make the glitch.
- Make a new level.
- Draw a non-interactive polygon with a lot of vertices and try to make curves. Also make sure that this is the only shape.
- Select Save Level in the editor menu
- Copy the data to your clipboard
- Next, open Notepad or any program similar to it
- Paste the data that you copied from your clipboard.
- Try to find the data for the non-interactive polygon you just
made (it usually starts with
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Overall, the new site is a great improvement. It works a lot better, is faster, and never crashes. So far, the site has not froze loading levels or replays forever, and I have gotton no blue screens yet.
But as some of you may have noticed, there are some minor, and probably not that important bugs. One, the entire page scrolls when you are just scrolling in the level browser or the level editor. Second, levels that were made, but not published a long time ago, are now published. Some thing I don't think are bugs are that when you rate a level, the new rating does not show up, which I miss, and the Flag as Innapropriate button is now un-clickable. I also don't know what the weighed rating is, and I notice the weighed rating is at 2.5 stars …Read more >
The newest "News" post:
about 12 hours ago
Hello. I'm currently, as of now, in the process of switching over to a new site. Unfortunately I have to disable uploads of any sort while we migrate the old data onto the new site. This will hopefully be only a few days, but there shouldn't be any downtime... just no new uploading. Along with the new site will be some convenient game updates and a soon to be written wonderful news post explaining everything.
And when you open level editor:
Lets hope this new site will have the poll, forum, and will look better.
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Anyone know when it will get back up? Sorry about my impatience. I had a shitty day.Read more >
I think you're also waiting for the new post of Happy Wheels...Read more >
I feel as though this wiki needs a big overhaul, we need to revamp it so it looks really good. The first thing you'll notice is that I've changed the header to Clarendon (Clarendon Lt Bt Light to be exact). Are there any major changes that still need to be done? We can utilise CSS to do it, which is how I changed the font.
This is what still needs to be changed:
- A new background.
- Complete the badge image and name changes (it suddenly stopped a while ago).
Get article header titles to be in Clarendon (I haven't figured it out yet).Got it, yay.
- Rename files to more appropriate names, for example, changing standard screenshot names to something more fitting.
- Other things most likely.
I'll take submissions for a new background, but it has to follow th…Read more >
This is just my opinion.
- If the level description or a textbox has the words "RATE", "R8", "R@TE", "R@T3", "RAT3", "R A T E", "JB", etc. on it, the level will not be capable of being made public. If people start using "RAATE", "RATEEE", "RRAATTEE", or something similar to that, the game should detect if the letters "R", "A", "T", and "E" are next to each other.
- Levels that are exact duplicates of another level(s) (Such as sword throw) should be deleted by a moderator. Unless the most recent similar level is more than a week old or if the creators are the same.
- There should be a "RULES" button on the main menu. I think a new rule that requires you to be 13 or above in order to play the game should be added.
- Levels with nonsensical titles such …
I know the 24 hour was made to help prevent the n00b levels,but it comes at the cost of not allowing you to edit any minor mistake(such as forgetting to force a character) that you made for a day.
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It's stuck on the date "1/2/14" and only shows the levels that I made up to that date and nothing after. However,it sometimes gets over this and shows the recent levels,but other times it goes to this. Is anyone else having this problem?
I checked the Java Script and I debugged the errors that I found. However the errors keep coming back. Could these errors have something to do with it?Read more >
EDIT: I am stupid. I should be ashamed of myself.Read more >
I'm starting to think that Totaljerkface should have an age limit.(preferably 13 as the minumum age) Why? A lot of Happy Wheelers have the grammar skills of a ten year old(and probably are ten). Also do we need more sword throws,jet falls,99% impossibles,etc.? We already have 10,000,000 of them! Use your fucking imagination to come up with something unique!Read more >
Then there the levels that beg for PewDiePie and Tobuscus to play them(Nova levels seem to have mostly gone extinct). I always thought that PewDiePie and Tobuscus were mediocre at best,so I don't see the hype surrounding them. However I doubt that they'd play some poorly made jet fall that took 5 minutes to make. Seriously the odds of them playing your level are small.
Just needed to get …
hi im playing on wikia of happy wheels. you? i dunno. anyway expect great things from me.Read more >
The new character is so cool, but it is a little hard to steer.Will go and play with him more often, so that I can control his flying skills.And how do you find it so?Read more >
Hi everyone. Yesterday I posted a level and many people have uploaded replays for the level and played it. There is a glitch that is keeping the level at 0 play count. Can ANYONE help?????????????Read more >
No one has thought about mentioning this here? Well here I go.
There's a new Happy Wheels xat chat someone anonymous created (which means Jim didn't make this). Go to the link below to chat with some people down there.
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There hasn't been a blog post in over a month, so I'm just keeping this "alive". Also, this blog is more for those who've never found out that this is happening since Day 1.
You know what's stupid? The modern Total Jerkface community. All the community contains are just 9 year-olds. You classic users must've already saw us complain shit about them, but if someone never knew this apparently, they'll actually have something to be "wary" about.
Alright, so those who do not understand about what I'm trying to say, I'll tell you what I'm talking about. These children who are invading Happy Wheels tend to do despicible and/or vexing crap. Here are some examples.
- They make unoriginal levels such as sword throw levels since no one can actually come u…
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This is my blog post. You can message me here. (If i have done something wrong or something useful)
Or if you want my help!
Just happy wheels forever!
I am nearly a noob of the game so don't blame me if i have posted something wrong.Read more >
I saw the slider a couple minutes ago. Any other major changes I should know of?Read more >
I think Jim should add some more realism to this game. I mean things like grass, soil, water, fire, moon, walking. I know, Happy Wheels is already one of the best games, but it's not very realistic. Sorry if I said something wrong.Read more >
Google already failed me.
Click on it to see higher resolution.
I mean, come on, context is there and everything, and Google seriously thinks I meant that?
...Oh yeah, and I finished freshman orientation. School starts August 19th. Yay.Read more >
I was originally going to change the blog I made for my 3,333rd edit, but I don't want anyone confused about the comments or something, and I mean I just don't want to create SO MANY blogs about the same thing, that way every 1,111th edit I make that I catch goes here. Anyway, is there someone else who is more bored than me, or am I just impossible to beat? My boredom has not changed since my 3,333rd edit blog. Playing Happy Wheels doesn't unbore me (since my username makes my feelings self-explanatory). Nothing ever makes me..... different.Read more >
- Make the compatability to make certain titles not creatable.
- Make the compatability to edit the automated message.
- Make an option to deliver an automated message to an user or IP that is banned.
- Replace the activity feed with the recent changes that admins are able to view.
>come back for one month
>go away immediately after graduation
Well, okay then. Jeez.
To begin with, I might as well post the picture of myself that I posted on Team Interrobang (in case you guys actually bother to read my posts on the 'longest thread ever', that's the community I regular on). So here you go.
Yes, I wear a fedora while I game, whatever SHUT UP I'M NOT PATHETIC.
Okay, fedoras aside (and that god-awful smirk of mine), let's talk about me.
cough because everyone wants to hear about me cough
To people it may interest (I'm talking to Bert specifically, skip this part if you aren't him, k), I finally got off my lazy gaming ass and watched some more MLP (lel ponies watafag rite guise), in which I actually have recordings o…
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Sup? It's been a long time since i posted on here, i've been all over Europe the last few days so it's great to be back!
I was at Glastonbury the other month with a few of my Friends from College and i actually got to talk to Monsters and Men! (#1 Song "Little Talks") It was great meeting them and all the bands were sweet! The next week i was in Greece to visit my Grandparents, But why would you care?
I did not Update my Top 5 levels of the week series yet because i was really busy, but that should be updated tommorow! I just need to look for some good levels!
Me and McTrash (Maker of many Pixel Face Arts) are currently working on a DanzNews Face. Well actually, i made the face already which took me over 2 weeks to make, but Mctrash is now tr…Read more >
Hey guys, I have important news.
Due to America's Children's Online Privacy Protection Act (COPPA) being updated, we will not have any more anon users due to the fact that some could be under 13, combined with the graphic violence of the wiki. The link above is the last anon activity on the wiki. I'm kinda happy yet kinda sad.Read more >
In upcoming anticipation of the 6 millionth level, here is, in my opionin, the 6 best users ever.
Leaving the best user ever, of course,
Six honorable mentions:
iDevil360, corey1987, PLT,JigsawVoorhiesKreuger, Siaba, flatis
And another honorable mention:
Beerparty.Read more >
To celebrate the 1 year anniversarry of my admin rights, Ima try to get my 1000th page edit and 2500th overall. Wish me luck. I'll need it (Btw I'm running on CST so some of the edits might come at 459 June 24)Read more >
Hey guys, this is the new series i'll be doing depending if this gets good feedback. The reason i'm doing this is because it's really hard to find good levels these days with the amount of Spam. If you have any levels for next week leave them in the comment section!
TOP 5 LEVELS (20th July until 27th)
5. NEW IDEAS FOR HW!! by sambal14: This had a lot of great ideas and the ending was awesome! But these levels have no challenge and they have been made many times so it only reaches Nr.5. PS: IamVeryBored and Termenoil. this guy would subscribe to you both if there was a Subscribe option in Happy Wheels! Lucky Twats...
4. FACE-ART - GALLERY! by mctrash: This guy must be the best at pixel art at…
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I'm sorta back, guys! I'm sorry I haven't been on lately. I've been interning at a sports radio station, and believe me, it's been tough (video below of my last assignment). I'll try and get on as much as I can.
As promised, here's the video.Read more >
Lately, the levels of Happy Wheels have been sucking. There are too many levels which are almost the same as a lot of every other levels, like sword throws, which I just ignore. Even those fake glitch levels are getting popular. The sad part is that some people are actually falling for it, and rating five. And
almostEVERYONE is saying, "r@te 5 pls i wurk very hard on tis pls r@te 5 for my hard work yu will geht a free cookee if yu do pls."
This stuff, it just really pisses me off. I think I want to strangle those guys.
And also, I have been noticing that a lot of people are misspelling words in their levels, it doesn't anger me, but it does make me think, "Everyone who plays happy Wheels are either foreign, or 7 years old." Not that I care a…Read more >
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(video coming soon...... hopefully)
Hi guys, i thought i'll give this Website a try so i made an account. Yay...
Who cares about that, let's get into the list!
8 THINGS THAT SHOULD BE IN HAPPY WHEELS.
1. Mods IN THE GAME. People like Bert, IDevil360 ETC. should be able to ban players who are ruining the game.
2. Better Servers FFS.
3. The forum needs to come back RIGHT NOW.
4. A create your character page. If you make a really good one you can submit it to Jim and every 3 months there will be a new character from the public. Then there will be no levels like OMG JIM PLZZ MAKE A GOLFER CARAKTER!1
5. New post every Month so we know that you're alive.
6. "Community Page" Really good players should be able to submit stuff to the community page EG: Dinosaur head, Detailed toil…Read more >
That One Move Was A Fatal "Mistake". He Could Of Asked Me Kindly To Stop, And I Would, But NO! Pop In And Ban Me On The Spot. So I'm Done. Off It. Forever.
Go On, Ban Me Forever. I Don't Care Anymore.Read more >
So let's start off by saying I'm almost done with school, only one more month to go and then I can finally goddamn return to editing the wiki. Ironic, because I kind of lost my Happy Wheels touch over the past few months I've been gone.
I also want to take the time and say, 'Did I miss anything? Because you sure missed a hella lot from me."
In those months (lemme calculate here---August to May, so September, October, November, December, January, February, March, April...my god, it's been 8 months?) I've watched MLP and became a not-wanting-to-ponify-every-goddamn-thing-in-the-world fan with my friend in GMT because we were drunk (that's my official excuse for doing stuff that I honestly semi-regret doing), got good grades in school, thought …
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I just did 2,001 edits on this wiki! And no one else thought of this? I'm going to be the odd one out and I WON'T say that I made my 2,000th edit. Anyway, now time to go crazy on this 35 second video (a victory tune)!Read more >
Okay, so I just did my two thousandth edit. Just wanted to letcha know.
In other words:Read more >
I had no fucking IDEA how I got 23 player played my level in only one day?! Even my level look fun, It about you and your kids or childern I said, got in elevator, but when you got in the "cable snapped"! I saw one of player level made 1,008 player in one day?! And if you say that I need prove it, here is it.
And also, it sound like glitch to me, because other level, 3,928 player played my level, just two months! And 10-15 rated for my level.Read more >
Glitch!Segway Guy Fell down the Stonehedge!When i Selected guy (circled) i did something on youtube then when checked back,nothing was on a stonehedge! He fell down!Read more >
guys who wants me to make characters just request it to me by leaving a comment
and i'll try to make it. :)Read more >
Hello, as you can see on my profile, I have been on this wiki for one year now! Woohoo!Read more >
So, after a REALLY long time, we finally have some featured levels!
- Ultimate Payback!
- Land of the apes
- =Rap battle 2=
Ultimate Payback! and =Rap Battle 2= are made by sachamun, Land of the Apes is by farlacinecolo, but personally I don't think they are good enough to be featured.
=Rap Battle 2= dosen't have any gameplay, really. A rap beat plays and you throw in chartacter's voices and whoever finishes them first wins and the loser gets blown up.
Ultimate Payback! Barely has any detail, and is pretty short. A good level, but needs more gameplay and a bit more detail.
Land of the apes is problably the best, very good detail, but at first it is a rope swing level(Unorigonal) then you go through some other stuff, I hadn't been able to complete it ye…Read more >
Well i saw i the comment section of Replays, that Lwpetersonp50 posted this picture (above), he apparently has been on the level for 3.422694444 hours, and later on he posted this photo (below), and it was longer, as i calculated it was 4 hours. So i decided to try to beat him. If you want to try, then here's what you need to do:
- Select any level
- Select a character (if it's a level with a forced character then that's fine)
- Make your way to the finish line
- Don't die
- when you are near the finish line, leave the game (don't pause or X out the game)
- Wait as long as you can.
Now here is what you should NOT do:
- Do NOT log off your computer
- Do NOT shut down your computer
If your computer is a laptop, that better! Just close it without logging off.
I just th…Read more >
hAppy easter, guys!Read more >
I have a proposal regarding the Frequent Levels article.
I've done the math. It takes up 15% of the wiki's byte content. All the text can get confusing. It crashes my computer. So my proposal is to divide the article into parts (example: Frequent Levels:Summary, Frequent Levels: A-H, Frequent Levels: I-S, Frequent Levels: T-Z).
ProposalRead more >
My spring break starts today, going to Florida for a few days, then Easter in my hometown LaSalle IL and then in Chicago for a week and a half.Read more >
So, as some of you know. Their is a game convention called "Pax" that is taking place in Boston. I live in Boston, actually, and Happy Wheels is happening there! But TICKETS ARE SOLD OUT!
Me right now:
Okay, so this is my two thousandth edit. Just wanted to letcha know.
In other news:
Okay, bye.Read more >