That One Move Was A Fatal "Mistake". He Could Of Asked Me Kindly To Stop, And I Would, But NO! Pop In And Ban Me On The Spot. So I'm Done. Off It. Forever.

Go On, Ban Me Forever. I Don't Care Anymore.

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So let's start off by saying I'm almost done with school, only one more month to go and then I can finally goddamn return to editing the wiki. Ironic, because I kind of lost my Happy Wheels touch over the past few months I've been gone.

I also want to take the time and say, 'Did I miss anything? Because you sure missed a hella lot from me."

In those months (lemme calculate here---August to May, so September, October, November, December, January, February, March, April...my god, it's been 8 months?) I've watched MLP and became a not-wanting-to-ponify-every-goddamn-thing-in-the-world fan with my friend in GMT because we were drunk (that's my official excuse for doing stuff that I honestly semi-regret doing), got good grades in school, thought …

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I just did 2,001 edits on this wiki! And no one else thought of this? I'm going to be the odd one out and I WON'T say that I made my 2,000th edit. Anyway, now time to go crazy on this 35 second video (a victory tune)!

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• 1 What's the point?
• 2 Can my ideas be shown?
• 3 (Stupid) Replacements Ideas
• 4 (Also Stupid) Update Ideas
• 5 Ideas that I don't really like
  • 5.1 Replacements
  • 5.2 Updates
• 6 EXAMPLES

I did have a few badge ideas that could replace the default ones. (For example, the "Wiki Planner" badge and its default picture.)

I also made this because (read my username).

If you want it to be. Or if you don't say it and it's better than mine, I'll add your ideas anyway regardless of request.

1. (APPROVED, BUT INCORRECTLY PLACED) Wheelchair Speed (picture of Wheelchair Guy and his wheelchair boosting) replaces "Want some coffee?"
2. (APPROVED) Irresponsible Creations (picture of a group of Irresponsible Dads on a conveyor belt) replaces "Designer"
3. Master Happy Wheeler (picture of a my profi…

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Okay, so I just did my two thousandth edit. Just wanted to letcha know.

In other words: 

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I had no fucking IDEA how I got 23 player played my level in only one day?! Even my level look fun, It about you and your kids or childern I said, got in elevator, but when you got in the "cable snapped"! I saw one of player level  made 1,008 player in one day?! And if you say that I need prove it, here is it. 

And also, it sound like glitch to me, because other level, 3,928 player played my level, just two months! And 10-15 rated for my level.

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Glitch!Segway Guy Fell down the Stonehedge!When i Selected guy (circled) i did something on youtube then when checked back,nothing was on a stonehedge! He fell down!

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guys who wants me to make characters just request it to me by leaving a comment

and i'll try to make it. :)

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Hello, as you can see on my profile, I have been on this wiki for one year now! Woohoo!

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So, after a REALLY long time, we finally have some featured levels!

• Ultimate Payback!
• Land of the apes
• =Rap battle 2=

Ultimate Payback! and =Rap Battle 2= are made by sachamun, Land of the Apes is by farlacinecolo, but personally I don't think they are good enough to be featured.

=Rap Battle 2= dosen't have any gameplay, really. A rap beat plays and you throw in chartacter's voices and whoever finishes them first wins and the loser gets blown up.

Ultimate Payback! Barely has any detail, and is pretty short. A good level, but needs more gameplay and a bit more detail.

Land of the apes is problably the best, very good detail, but at first it is a rope swing level(Unorigonal) then you go through some other stuff, I hadn't been able to complete it ye…

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Well i saw i the comment section of Replays, that Lwpetersonp50 posted this picture (above), he apparently has been on the level for 3.422694444 hours, and later on he posted this photo (below), and it was longer, as i calculated it was 4 hours. So i decided to try to beat him. If you want to try, then here's what you need to do:

• Select any level
• Select a character (if it's a level with a forced character then that's fine)
• Make your way to the finish line
• Don't die
• when you are near the finish line, leave the game (don't pause or X out the game)
• Wait as long as you can.

Now here is what you should NOT do:

• Do NOT log off your computer
• Do NOT shut down your computer

If your computer is a laptop, that better! Just close it without logging off.

I just th…

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• 1 Why?
• 2 Y U no tell me what to do?
• 3 Meme Rules (If you want your photo featured)
• 4 Comment Stuff
• 5 Featured Meme Photos

These are where our custom Happy Wheels memes get shown. (I got bored, so I made this. You can delete this blog if it's too much spam. ImMoreBoredThanYou (talk) 16:16, April 3, 2013 (UTC))

Simply post your meme photo(s) in the comments. If your meme receives enough good ratings (as long it isn't spam) or if I choose it to be, your meme or photo might be featured.

1. The picture has to be Happy Wheels related. People like PewDiePie and Tobuscus are forbidden for obvious reasons.
2. Don't use text that insults or hates someone. So no JB abuse.
3. Do not duplicate or mimic another character or photo that was already taken. (aka, no vandalism.)
4. Th…

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hAppy easter, guys!

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I have a proposal regarding the Frequent Levels article.

I've done the math. It takes up 15% of the wiki's byte content. All the text can get confusing. It crashes my computer. So my proposal is to divide the article into parts (example: Frequent Levels:Summary, Frequent Levels: A-H, Frequent Levels: I-S, Frequent Levels: T-Z).

Just

A

Proposal

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My spring break starts today, going to Florida for a few days, then Easter in my hometown LaSalle IL and then in Chicago for a week and a half.

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So, as some of you know. Their is a game convention called "Pax" that is taking place in Boston. I live in Boston, actually, and Happy Wheels is happening there! But TICKETS ARE SOLD OUT!

Me right now: 

             

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Okay, so this is my two thousandth edit. Just wanted to letcha know.

In other news:

Okay, bye.

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• 1 Dear God...
• 2 The Notice(s)
• 3 Anyway...
• 4 My Ideas
  • 4.1 Character Ideas, Replacements, and/or Minor Fix Ideas
    • 4.1.1 Wheelchair Guy
    • 4.1.2 Irresponsible Dad and Irresponsible Mom
    • 4.1.3 Effective Shopper (This is stupid)
    • 4.1.4 ATV Rider (Worse replacement for Effective Shopper?)
    • 4.1.5 Moped Couple
    • 4.1.6 (This idea does not have a name yet and it's definitely not Go-Kart Guy. Plus, I don't like this idea)
  • 4.2 Level Editor Options and/or Minor Fix Ideas (Some of this stuff can be made in Happy Wheels 1)
    • 4.2.1 Polygon Tool
    • 4.2.2 Erase Part of Shape Tool
    • 4.2.3 Terrain Tool
    • 4.2.4 Effect Collision (mostly for use of blood)
    • 4.2.5 Custom Level Backdrops
    • 4.2.6 Light or Shadowy Areas (need a better name for this)
  • 4.3 Miscellaneous
    • 4.3.1 "3D" Blood and more
    • 4.3.2 Email Notifications (This is …

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Hey there!

um i made a new wiki yesterday about the nintendo 3ds.

my last wiki i made was abandoned  but i want to keep this one so if you know anything or own a 3ds please join!!!!!!

because i cant do a whole wiki on my own.

)

-Pokemushroom

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I haven't made a post in a while. I'm still here! :D

Anyways, I already see 2 people with fluttershy as their profile pic. Bronies!!

Well I have seen the my little pony show myself, it's not that bad. What I hate is that people who were saying my little pony is "gay" a few years ago, now love my little pony.

Whether I'm a brony or not... I don't know XD. Maybe. Probably. I don't know if I would say it to people, though. So... who is a brony out there?

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Okay, I am just going to say why I added that stupid "Spike Falls" article. I really regret it, and here's why:

1) It was really late at night, I needed to sleep! When I'm tired, I do stupid things. (adding the article was said stupid thing)

I did get some comments, though not the ones I wanted to get!!! D:

Please. I just joined wikia, and already I'm getting haters. WHY?!!!!!! I really just don't want anymore, okay? IS THAT ALRIGHT WITH YOU?!!! I'm thinking about deleting my account. . . it depends. I just wanted to have fun on Wikia. Apparently that didn't happen for me :(. Why, people? WHY. What did I do to deserve this!? (okay, maybe adding that article made me deserve this). 

Yea. This is probably the end of RainStormyProductions's Wikia …

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Title says it all. I'm not gonna post articles (you may know why), no editing. I just don't want any haters :(. This is my personal decision. 

Bye people.

~RainStormyProductions 

P.S. I am not trying to be mean. NO HATERS PLEASE !!!! D:

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Remember back when Jim Bonacci thought about adding music to levels?

Don't you think that's (still) a wonderful idea? We could add more peaceful, scary, evil, heroic, "stunty" or any other feelings in our levels. But anyway, doesn't anyone want more feeling when playing levels? I could be playing a level involving killing morons and whatnot while playing some gangster music to make me feel like I am temporarily a true gangster. I don't know if there was a poll or answered question on totaljerkface.com regarding music being played in levels, but still, won't it be great or at least satisfying? In case you are saying or thinking "I don't want to play music in my levels!", who said the level MUST have music in it? You could just set the level …

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Hey people, I just joined Wikia yesterday, so yay!!! :D 

I edited a few articles,!!! . . . woo. I don't really know what to post so I am just gonna go. . . bye people!!!

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You should check out this video that I found, it's really cool and funny!

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Have you ever saved a new Happy Wheels level in the Level Editor and then you go back to the Level Editor the next day and it doesn't appear until you've pressed refresh enough?

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In the last couple days, has anybody had small problems with controlling the character, particularly ones who can turn 360 like Irresponsible Dad. It's only momentary, but it is quite annoying.

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Jim might release a new version of Happy Wheels where you have to pay to make levels. Play my newest level for more info.

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Does anybody else get very irritated with the huge amount of spelling mistakes on this game? I know i shouldn't really give a toss, but still.

Apologies to anyone who is either dyslexic or has poor English.

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hi explorers of my page, greetings an congratulation for increase my visitor's number!!

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Had my bi-annual doctors aoopintment today. Everything went well, but the doctor noticed my fingertips were swelling. I told him it was like this for a few days. When he asked why, I told him "it was from trying to hover with Irresponsible Dad in the game Happy Wheels". He called a few other doctors, but they had never seen anything like it. So then they called the CDC and they had never seen it, so they made ID (Irresponsible Dad) Syndrome! Yay?

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I didn't leave the wiki, my comments on the longest thread never save.

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Happy wheels is funeh

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I have been trying to get people to take my best creations i've made in Happy Wheels ever since before the PM System went down. There's a picture of my creations, if you would like any of them, or all of them, type i the coments below what you want, if you just tell me where i can put the data besides in the comments.

I just want to share my best work i've made since! My favorite is the GTA IV baggage handler! Lovely! No one has taken or asked for any of these! You may do whatever you would like with them, you may edit, share, create, with any of these!

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Worthless, useless levels. You can't tell people what and what not to do! But Jim can! It's his game! People shouldn't just go on his game and get all lazy with creating! Jim WILL, i mean WILL, stop this! Jim knows what he is doing! He's professional! I hope in a few years, lazy level making should stop, and goes back to classic Happy Wheels. Messages levels are worthless! People read it. rate it and leave. But does that mean they will do what that level says? NO! People falling for the rating glitch, admit it, they are that dumb, Litteratly. It is all of our faults, you, me, others, for making Jim's site go downtime. Total Jerkface is so popular, people shouldn't even tell other people to go on it and make an account, it will just cause m…

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Hello, it is me, Beerparty.

For months, I've thought about deleting the Notable Users page. And the Popular Glitches page. If nobody responds within 72 hours, I'm deleting both.

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what the shit?!! there are no new levels today!! has everyone gotten lazy or something?

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Hello people that's reading this! I'm working on removing Wheelchair Guy's facial hair! You'll be amazed of how it will look when i'm finished! I don't use photoshop! I have Windows 7, so i use paint! I'm good at editig photos on

there! Here's the photo so far! I'm only giving you the head, i don't wanna show you the body just yet! I will eventually add more detail to his jaw and chin as you can see, so don't comment "it needs more detail" because i know! I'm working on it! I will do the detail at soon as i get all the facial hair off and i'll figure out what detail such as shadowing and wrinkles he needs on his face. When this is done, i will Email fancy force and show them my work! I once showed Jason my other picture of Wheelchair Guy wi…

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my level, Happy Wheels 2014, is on the 3rd page of most played this week. i will make a sequel. please play it.

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I finally made a Facebook page! Please give it a like!

Thank you! :)

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Hello. If you are new to the wiki, my name is Beerparty, and we (the wiki) have been running and have more than 10 years of combined knowledge. However, with knowledge comes following, and with two many followers, conflict erupts.

For over a year, we have battling with a man named HenryDuckFan. The war isn't as bad now, but I just learned something - HenryDuckFan is unblocked from Wikia - and he has been for almost 5 weeks.

Now Henry, if you yourself are reading this,I'm not trying to start up the war again, I'm trying to end it.

So, if HenryDuckFan posts something you don't like, here are some tips.

• Reply in a kind matter.
• If the post is seriously against the rules, report it to an administrator (such as me) and we'll work out a solution.

Along…

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Neil Armstrong died today.

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HDF CHANGED HIS PROFILE PICTURE

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I was on the level editor for HW in the newest version, V1.69. I went on the wiki home page to see what was new. Now I realised you didn't have "level victory" on the trigger tool. see the picture. So please update the version history!

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School's offically started for me (2 days ago, actually) and I already have 2 tests.

Yep. So don't expect me on here that much. I'll try to get on, but chances are I probably won't.

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Kpl. Kabbage will not be on as much as he used to due to school and such.

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i go on there n i change my name to my original username, grandpa Joe WCG, n people i know such as kirby, are saying they dont know who i am!!! r they stupid??? did they get hit in the head??? wtf is happeneing here!? im not going back to that chat again!

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I can't edit my profile page on TotalJerkface! When I try to save my changes they don't appear on the page! Anybody know why?

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I'm currently making the final chapter of the Haunted Mansion series. The level includes four new monsters so far and a final boss you have to defeat to end the infection rampaging through the mansion.

I don't want the series to get too drawn-out, so this will definetely be the last. I hope for featured, so I'm doing my best to make it different from the other Haunted Mansion levels. I may make a fifth monster, i'm not sure.

I can at least say it is almost as big as Hauted Mansion 3 (HM3), and more detailed and fun in my opinion. I hope everyone gives it a try.

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so looking around the internet lately ive seen a ton of these things

So why does everyone have these pics is it like a meme or something?

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